What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.