Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

What is the hardest thing about staring at a pile of dead babies?

Possible NSFW) My erection.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.