How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.