How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

Where would you find an algebraic Sailors hat?

Indice

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

When does Sean Connery usually arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish.