How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.