What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Where does bad light end up?

in prism

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.