What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.