What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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What's wrong with it?

Doesn't start

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.