What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!