What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

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How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What does a Dingo call a pregnant woman?

A Snack Pack...... I'm sorry

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.