What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!