What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."