What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor