What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

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Why do they put cotton in the top of pill bottles?

So black people remember they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!