What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's it called when you remember a good meme?

A Memento