How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.