Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans