What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.