Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
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Ewe haul.
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
I'd like to buy an owl
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.
Because she had no arms
Because cher-nob'll fall out
My zipper
Because their sheep can hear zippers.
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
They saw what happened to the sheep
Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers
Because he was dead
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
