Inventory Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

South American Jokes More South American Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What do you call a rich South American?

A Brazilianaire!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Sheep Farmer Jokes More Sheep Farmer Jokes

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...