Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.