Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.