Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Where's Brian?

Me: studying her closely He's... right here

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

How are you today?

Me: Tim.