Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why are me and my friends so nosey?

Because we're pry mates.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Tim Jokes More Tim Jokes

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton