What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What number is most common in earth sciences?

e

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance?

He had his raisins...

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."