Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because