What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

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They always take things the wrong way.

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

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What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.