Give the criminals badges.
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A: The Crime Rate!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.
The crime rate.
Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes
There are literally Sicilians.
Bruce Banner
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
But most just have 4.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
Because they take things literally.
Because they always take things littorally
An un-armed gingerbread man
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
They're all criminals.
When the judge threw the book at him.
