What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele