What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.