What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What's the opposite of drunken noodles?

Soba noodles!

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.

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How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.