Adele Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month?

She must have called a 1,000 times

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

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Don't go bacon my heart"

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What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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