M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Parole.
Rustle
My iPhone 6.
Yep, people are just dying to get in there
As a Canadian, this offends me.
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
A condescending con descending.
Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
Mount Rushmore
OCDC
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Neighbor.
