How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Who walks in after him?

Colin Thecond

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !