How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece