How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.