What's the opposite of effort?

F it.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.