You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
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He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
There is no F in way.
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
F it.
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
Get another one to yell BINGO
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You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Yell "BINGO!"
The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
You take the "F" out of way.
Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
It had concavities...
F", for Fonzi. Duh.
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it
Sup G
The letter F.
A: FIRETRUCK.
You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".
Fire truck.
Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"
He didn't sight sources.
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
His poem had ABAD rhyme pattern.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Yell bingo.
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.
You take the letter F out of way.
Firetruck
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
A fork
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get
Get another one to say bingo
I got the f out of the way.
asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."
No, thanks, it's just carrion...
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
It hit the chicken. Bazing!
Chick to chick !
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
Lots
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Darth Vader.
A slippery slope.