How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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Fairway to Heaven

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What's the squeakiest ride at the fair?

The haunted mouse

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way