How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word?

Yell bingo.

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What's a golfer's favourite song?

Fairway to Heaven

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.