What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.