What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the opposite of funny?

answer: Jay Leno

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...