What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small