What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What's 1+1?

2

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.