How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Cherry Tree Jokes More Cherry Tree Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!