What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you do when an angry pack of clowns confronts you and tries to fight?

Go straight for the juggler.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.