What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics !