What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.