Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
When you are playing Charades.
Student: "A heart attack."
A: ICU.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
It was a soft drink.
Batman thinking about his dead parents.
Sewercide
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
