What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Who is this "one"?

And why is he always arguing with people?

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet