What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Why don't you have kids?

points to dead cactus*

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.