What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!