What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.