What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them