Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes