Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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Why should you never dogfight mermaids?

They're masters in Arielle combat

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes