Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What do you call a flea on the moon?

A lunartick.

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere