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Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.