Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*