Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*