What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.