Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.