What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.