What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!