What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.