Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Gluten tag!

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if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

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You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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1961

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He thought they were revolting