A-hem!
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San Fran Crisco
For shortening!
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Don't sleep long in it.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Because it wasn't
Matisse hurt!
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
I said "Dust!"
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
They both exaggerate the length.
