What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim