Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

A sheep that can round itself up !

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

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What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.