Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.