What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.