What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird